there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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