I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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