im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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