he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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