just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i think im in europe. pls send help
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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