So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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