i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
is wine microwaveable?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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