they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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