it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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