Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
