I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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