I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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