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  Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (714): View more from California

  I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail

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• (+41): View more from Switzerland

  my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.

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  I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?

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  Welcome to adulthood.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic

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• (818): View more from California

  I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos

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• (212): View more from New York

  No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.

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