i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.