You really coming over, don't trick.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?