I feel like abortions should bother me more
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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