I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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