She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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