it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
