Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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