Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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