I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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