she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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