you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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