just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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