sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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