He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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