mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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