he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.