hotel room ftw
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.