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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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