I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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