I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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