Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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