Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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