Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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