I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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