You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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