what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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