There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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