ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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