Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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