Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.