Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes