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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

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  But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Haym$ered

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  turn off your phone and go to bed

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

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  Did you save them?

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  Who?

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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  I don't want it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I told you those kegels would come in handy one day

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.

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