I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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