It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
