I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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