Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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