doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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