lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just gift wrapped bread.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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