dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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