id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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