the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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