I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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