I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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