I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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