im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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