why didn't you poke me back
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Randomize
