My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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