I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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