Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
